Немного о любви

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    Сложно, очень сложно рассуждать о любви.

    Любовь всегда приходит неожиданно. Она застает тебя везде. От нее невозможно укрыться.

    Убегая от любви можно спрятаться в темном чулане, можно взобраться на самую высокую крышу в своем городе, можно напиться так, чтобы себя не помнить, но любовь подобно неизвестному стражу, который за эти чувства в постоянном ответе постоянно настигает тебя.

    От любви невозможно избавиться.

    Чтобы избавиться от любви нужно ждать, терпеть лежать в кровати и тупо  смотреть в потолок.

    Эта схема не особо работает и по этой причине я придумал совершенно другое противоядие против любви.

    Моя история.

    Я всегда пытался понять женщин, но как мне кажется я их понимая все больше не понимал.

    Они долгие, чувствительные, они сентиментально слушают прекрасную мелодичную,  другую музыку под которую зачастую плачут.

    Музыку, под которую у замечательных  и обворожительных женщин наворачиваются маленькие и приятные слезинки   пишем мы – мужчины.

    Ради них творили  великие композиторы, скульпторы,  художники и поэты.

    Ради них затевались кровопролитные войны в которых победителей как правило не было.

    Битвы за женщин. Что может быть  прекрасней  мужского искушения?

    Я не хочу углубляться в далекие   истории.

    Я  просто хочу сравнить женщину с бригантиной, которая раскачивается на волнах с алыми парусами.

    Медленность и неспешность присущи женщине и бригантине. Изначально бригантина, долго раскачивается стоя на рейде,  а потом подул ветер, и бригантина ушла в далекую даль.

    Я не знаю    куда она ушла, но я точно могу сказать, что она ушла от меня   в неизвестность.

    На нее в удаляющую и необычную и очень красивую  бригантину  смотрят   все на пристани.

     Ее, слегка покачивая ласкает    ветер.  Она красива.

    Тогда, маленьким, я всегда мечтал стать членом команды этой бригантины, а став взрослым я просто мечтал о ней.

    В моих сначала детских,  а потом уже юношеских мечтах бригантина шла без остановок по попутному ветру. Она покоряла моря и океаны. Отважные матросы в шторм, в непогоду  покоряли стихию.

    Шторм и непогода трепали алые паруса. Алые паруса превратились в потрёпанные, но Бригантина продвигалась и продвигалась своим нелегким курсом, а потом вернулась  обратно  в наш порт. 

    Мы радовались возвращению теперь уже нашей бригантины. Мы собрались в порту и смотрели не ее долгое приближение к своему, далекому и долгожданному берегу.

    Мы собрались на пристани и смотрели как необычайная и любимая всем нашем маленьким городом бригантина снова оказалась у нас.

    Мы, публика на берегу аплодировали отважным морякам, которые еле еле и  пошатываясь  выходили из корабля.

    Моряки уставшей походкой шли неспешно.

    Потом они  растворились в потоке наших горожан.

    Я стоял в оцепенении. Я всегда хотел стать членом этого отчаянного экипажа,  чтобы доказать той которую люблю себя. Мне казалось, что я способен на любые подвиги, чтобы только от  нее услышать для меня заветное «Да».

    Мне это не удавалось. 

    Я хочу рассказать о ней, которую я возможно сравнивал с той самой бригантиной, которая с раздутыми парусами покоряла придуманные мной   моря и океаны. Она мне сказала  жесткое нет.

    Она меня поцеловала напоследок, а потом побежала.

    Я смотрел ей вслед.

    Она обернулась и закричала:

    - Ты очень хороший, но я  не люблю тебя. Я от тебя ухожу,  я люблю другого!

    Я смотрел ей вслед.

    Мне было грустно.

    - Я люблю тебя!   - кричал я тогда я молодым голосом.

    Я долго мучался и все время переживал.

    Что я пережил это не то слово. Тогда, или на тот момент мне казалось, что без нее я не смогу прожить и пол дня.

    Если хоть кто-то испытывал муки, то это муки, которого отвергли в любви.

    Мне очень плохо было тогда.

    Мне ни чего не хотелось. Мне ничего не интересно. Я мог часами лежать в кровати и смотреть в потолок.

    Я был парализован любовью к ней, которая мне сказала свое жестокое нет.

    Будучи парализованным любя, я  постоянно думал о ней. Еще я думал о том, что я сделал не так в наших отношениях.

    Я решил разобраться в этом во всем.

    Как  все это будет происходить я придумал.

    Я решил на некоторое время стать женщиной.

    Мое решение было бесповоротным и окончательным.

    Я размышлял  так,   чтобы понять женщину, то нужно на какой мент стать женщиной.

    Я долго при долго я искал нужного человека, который мне во всем этом поможет.

    Через нужных людей, через знакомых я нашел нужного человека.

    - Держи таблетку, - сказал мне нужный человек, - на один день   ты станешь женщиной, а потом снова превратишься в мужчину.

     Таблеточка стоила дороговато, но я согласился.

     Я выпил таблетку и стал наблюдать о том, что со мной происходит.

    Пока ничего.

    В роскошных цветастых  семейниках с яркими и огромными  сердечками  я вышел на балкон.

    - Привет сосед! - громко кричал мне сосед с другого балкона,  - что-то с тобой сегодня не так. Бухал что ли?

    - Да нет, только собираюсь, - ответил я соседу.

    - А что за семейники у тебя? – спросил сосед.

    - Да бывшая    на годовщину знакомства мне эти трусы с сердечками подарила. Я их ношу. Она меня тогда заставляла  их носить. С ней мы расстались, а трусы я ношу.

    - Приходи бухать!  - кричал мне сосед.

    - Не могу. У меня дела!  - ответил я соседу.

    Я выскочил из балкона. Мне как-то стремно.

    В квартире я пощупал себя, а там ничего не произошло.

    Я долго при долго ходил или бродил по квартире, но ничего не происходило.

    Я боялся выйти на из дома, потому что, а вдруг что-то неожиданно произойдет и перевоплощение меня застигнет в самом не удобном месте.

    Например, я стою в очереди в магазине.

    Я стою,  жду когда покупающая передо мной бабушка копеечки долго считает.

    Бабушка долго считает, а я стою и жду.

    Мне многого  не надо, но я стою и терпеливо  жду когда бабушка рассчитается.

    Бабушка   рассчиталась  и ушла, а тут я.

    Я протягиваю деньги продавщице и тут   меня  понесло.

    Мое лицо начинает  искажаться, оно сначала становиться синим, потом зеленым,  потом меня начинает всего трясти.

    Трудное дело превращаться из мужчины в женщину.

    - Алах, Алах! – громко кричит  продавщица.

    - Алах, Алах!  -  кричит мне быстро подбежавший хозяин магазина.

    На мне мужская одежда. На мне шорты из которых явно виднеются волосатые  ноги, а тут трах и бабах для меня, а для них Алах, Алах.

    Нет, я не хочу такого.

    Я не буду выходить из дома.

    Мне не нравится такое публичное перевоплощение.

    По этой причине я тупо  сижу дома и жду.

    Я сел на диван и  включил футбол.

    Все произошло как-то неожиданно, во время матча Спартака с Зенитом.

    На 59 – й минуте матча я перестал болеть за Спартак.

    Мой Спартак неожиданно стал мне не интересен.

    На мне семейников уже не было.

    Я подошел к зеркалу, а там я уже не тот или уже  та.

    Болея за Спартак я превратился в женщину.

    Я  посмотрела на себя, а на  мне ничего мужского нет.

    Я хотел выкрикнуть «Только Спартак, только победа!», но у меня ничего не получилось.

    Я полностью обнаженная  стояла перед зеркалом и смотрела на себя.

    Длинные  волосы ласкали мои плечи.  

    Я покрутилась перед зеркалом, а в зеркале уже  не я. Перед зеркалом стояла я, но не я мужчина.

    Перед зеркалом уже стояла я уже совершенно   другая.

    Я прикоснулась руками к своим грудям. Они есть.

    Я попробовала себя ниже, а там уже ничего мужского нет.

    Я вышла на балкон, закурила и  по старой привычке выбросила окурок во двор.

    - Тетя ,  - хватит курить, кричали мне дети.

    Я зашла в комнату, а там неожиданно на диванчике у меня  все.

    Там, на диванчике лежали и ждали меня куча всего при всего.

    Там меня ждали модная сумочка,   прекрасная  блузка, короткая юбка, красивые чулки вместо колготок, туфли на высоком каблучке и всякая другая дребедень.

    Я надела белье и стала краситься.

    Сначала получалось дурно, а потом у меня поперло. Каждый мой ноготочек    блестел и отливался приятным цветом.

    Я подкрасила ресницы.

    В мои подкрашенные глаза невозможно не      влюбиться.

    Я смотрела на себя в зеркало и все больше и больше нравилась себе.

    На мне полупрозрачная блузка,  короткая юбка, под которой красивые кружевные трусики,    так на всякий случай.

    На моих  пальчиках дорогие кольца, которые  мне приятно рассматривать.

    Я повернулась к зеркалу попой. Я  прекрасна.

    Я пошла в ресторан, в который я постоянно ходила мужчиной.

    Там, я сидела за барной стойкой  и по чуть- чуть выпивала.

    Рядом со мной, за барной стойкой сидел молодой человек – очкарик.

    Он выпивал и  сильно грустил.

    - Почему грустишь красавчик? -  спросила я его.

    - Она меня бросила, вот я и грущу, - я никогда не пил, а сейчас мне захотелось нажраться.

    - Присаживайся ко мне ближе, мы вместе бухнем,  - кричала я очкарику перекрикивая громкую музыку.

    Бармен – Армен нам наливал и наливал.

    Очкарик заснул прямо за стойкой.

    Чтобы не было беды я затащила  в  такси своего  кавалера – очкарика, а потом повезла его  к себе домой в Люберцы, в мою ипотечную  однушку.

    Там, я  усадила его за стол на кухне, налила ему рюмочку и попыталась угостить его вкусностями.

    Рюмочку он махнул, а вкусности он есть не стал.

    Он встал из стола. Видимо он хотел меня нежно и трепетно поцеловать, но у него ничего не получилось.

    Он зашатался, а потом рухнул. 

    Все произошло как в замедленной съемке.

    Падая он ударился головой сначала об стол, а потом об газовую плиту.

    Он лежал, а я переживала.

    Я ему, что-то говорила, но он не отвечал.

    Я прикоснулась к его сердцу. Его сердце  дышало.

    Я перенесла  его на свою кровать. Я его уложила, укрыла и легла рядом.

    Я лежала к нему спиной. Он лежал ко мне спиной и дико храпел.

    Он храпел, а я не спала. Я тупо смотрела в стенку и думала о том, что в моем перевоплощении  что-то не то.

    Неожиданность произошла у меня неожиданно.

    Рано, очень рано мне позвонила она, та которая меня бросила, та за которой я бежал, та из-за которой я поделился с вами этой историей.

    Она сказала, что сильно любит меня и что она ошиблась.

    Она предложила встретиться мне на том месте, где мы всегда когда-то  встречались и расстались.

    В 19.00 она мне предложила встречу.

    Я стоял и смотрел в окно.

    Пока я еще женщина и сколько будет действовать таблеточка я не знаю.

    На диванчике мирно спал мой кавалер которого зовут  Эдик.

    Я поцеловала Эдика. Он во сне улыбнулся.

    Случайно я наступила на его очки.

    Прости Эдик, этих дорогих очков у тебя больше нет.

     

    Перевоплощение из женщины в мужичку произошло неожиданно.

    У меня не было никаких болей, у меня не было никакого искажение личности.

    Все произошло как-то неожиданно.

    Просто я переоделся из одной одежды в другую.

    Я  купил прекрасный букет цветов и побежал на свидание, а там мы были на придуманные  нами  корабли, в придуманном нами путешествии.

     

    Стихия и беспощадные   волны поглощали в бездну наш маленький корабль.

    Наша  команда изо всех сил боролась с стихией.

    Стихия не утихала.

    В какой-то момент нам показалось, что борьба со стихией уже невозможна.

    Мы обнялись, прижались друг к другу…

    - Я тебя люблю, - сказала мне она.

    - Я тебя люблю, - сказал  ей я.

    Мы сильно при сильно прижались друг к другу, а потом…

    Потом мы проснулись.

    - Ночью мне приснился ужасный сон, - сказала она.

    - Этот сон мне тоже приснился, - ответил я.

    - Иди ко мне, - прошептала она.

    Бригантина с алыми парусами долго стояла на рейде. Потом она ушла в открытое море.

    Там ее долго трепала стихия. Она вернулась в наш порт. Уставшие матросы разбредались по городу.

    С любимой мы стояли на причале и любовались нашей бригантиной, которая нас встретила и  подарила нам любовь.

    - Если и вдруг ты станешь членом экипажа этой бригантины, то я тебя возненавижу, - сказала мне Любимая.

    - Я люблю тебя и не хочу ни минуточки, ни секундочки терять времени без тебя. Я хочу, чтобы мы все время были вместе.

    Мы стояли на причале и страстно целовались.

    Уставшие матросы остановились и стали нам аплодировать.

    Капитан корабля дал сначала один громкий гудок, потом второй, потом третий.

    Мы стояли и целовались.

    Любовь, так я могу назвать наши чувства.

    Мы долго брели по улочкам и переулкам. Она меня вела самыми запутанными маршрутами.

    Мы пришли туда, куда она захотела, а там я чувствовал нежность. Мне совершенно не хотелось спать.

    Мы с ней пришли туда, где она подарила мне свою нежность.

    Наступило утро.

    Утро, самое прекрасное время суток, когда можно долго спать, но уже не спится.

    Мы долго нежились в мягкой постели, а потом пошли гулять.

    На пристани никого не было. Наша Бригантина стояла на рейде и слегка покачивалась на волнах.

    Мы купили бутылку шампанского и пошли прочь от Бригантины.

     

     

                                                               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    Николай Сахненко # написал комментарий 24 декабря 2018, 20:22
    Красиво, но это все таки ближе для женщин написано,.. про таблеточку не осилил,..понимаю что нечего предусудительно, но,.. не для старого воспитания,..
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Николай Сахненко 25 декабря 2018, 15:37
    Спасибо большое!
    Видимо на эти таблеточки я просто насмотрелся в силу своей профессии.
    Жесть конечно, сроки больше чем за убийство.
    Я попытался написать про добрую таблеточку.
    Николай Сахненко # ответил на комментарий Андрей К. 28 декабря 2018, 16:39
    Да не мешало бы и выговариваться любому,.. тем более про таблеточки тире наркотики,..
    Просто тема смены полов, уже так набило оскомину,.. что уже выработалось стойкое неприятие,.. не важно даже с помощью чего та смена полов, и ради чего смена как сказать шкуры,..
    возможно было понять мужчине женщине,.. как сказать попытаться вникнуть,.. но вот что бы примерить,.. или стать,..
    Сергей Козин # написал комментарий 24 декабря 2018, 20:32
    Да. С таблетками надо бы поосторожней
    Гениальная фраза - Я всегда пытался понять женщин, но как мне кажется я их понимая все больше не понимал
    Классика - Я люблю тебя! - кричал я тогда я молодым голосом.(коза кричала нечеловеческим голосом)
    Еще- Я смотрел ей вслед.(Ничего в ней нет. А я все гляжу. глаз не отвожу. Тра-та-та)
    Оговорка по Фрейду- Я размышлял так, чтобы понять женщину, то нужно на какой мент стать женщиной.
    Я непонял -Я долго при долго я искал нужного человека, который мне во всем этом поможет.
    Сотнику не говори- Болея за Спартак я превратился в женщину.
    Спроси у Сотника-Бригантины гудок не дают. а бьют склянки.
    А вообще то тема мне близка и понятна. Да рецепт известен- клин клином вышибают
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Сергей Козин 25 декабря 2018, 15:48
    Мне эта идея понравилась. Как в в какой мере я ее сумел воплотить я конечно не знаю.

    Моей дочке 28 лет. Она закончила журфак. Она прочитала мою историю и сказала:

    - Папа, твои тексты легко читаются.
    Сергей Козин # ответил на комментарий Андрей К. 28 декабря 2018, 12:17
    Это не отнимешь. Короткие строчки воспринимаются быстрее длинных абзацев
    Елена Ананьева # написала комментарий 24 декабря 2018, 20:39
    Чего-то я не поняла - сумбурный какой-то рассказ получился. Особенно про таблетку. И что она дала герою, кроме другой внешности? Зачем пил таблетку? Смысл не уловила.
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Елена Ананьева 25 декабря 2018, 15:55
    Моя дорогая Елена, я попытался понять о чем думает женщина.
    Мне этого понять не удалось.
    Пожалуй об этом я попытался написать.
    Извиняюсь за свою смелость.
    Александр Беликов Против рейтинга # написал комментарий 24 декабря 2018, 22:05
    Что это было?
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Александр Беликов Против рейтинга 25 декабря 2018, 16:00
    В московском мюзикле идет постановка "Реверс"
    Я там был два раза и еще хочу к ним прийти.
    - Что это было? - спрашиваю я себя. У меня ответа нет. Так эмоции.
    Елена Валеева # написала комментарий 24 декабря 2018, 22:11
    Интересный поворот, фантастический!
    Но женщин ты так и не понял ;)))))
    Надо было подольше побыть в этом воплощении!
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Елена Валеева 25 декабря 2018, 16:06
    Лена, привет!
    Спасибо тебе большое!
    Вас прекрасных женщин понять невозможно.
    Я предпринял эту попытку. У меня получилось так.
    Алия Анна # написала комментарий 25 декабря 2018, 13:22
    Да, умопомрачительный роман на бригантине...
    Как сказал один поэт :- нашу ложку не волны качали, нашу лодку качала любовь.
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Алия Анна 25 декабря 2018, 16:11
    Алия, тут меня все критикуют и обижают.
    За что?
    Я написал о любви. Я так ее вижу.
    Я романтик и неисправимый мечтатель.
    Алия Анна # ответила на комментарий Алия Анна 25 декабря 2018, 17:15
    лодку,простите, не волны качали., нашу лодку качала любовь. ))

    не обижайтесь, Андрей?
    Как получилось- не любо , не читай.
    Так примерно.))
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Алия Анна 25 декабря 2018, 18:25
    Какая тут к черту лодка.
    Я писал о бригантине которую сравнивал с любимой женщиной.
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Алия Анна 25 декабря 2018, 18:39
    Как в темноте сверкнувший яркий блик...
    Я уже вас люблю как автора))))
    Натали Валуа # написала комментарий 25 декабря 2018, 14:45
    Андрей, а ты латентный гомосексуалист ведь! ))))))))
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Натали Валуа 25 декабря 2018, 16:23
    Давай поговорим на эту тему.
    Я три раза женат. У меня две дочки после предыдущих браков.

    С дочками я постоянно общаюсь.
    Неужели я такой))))))))))))
    Натали Валуа # ответила на комментарий Андрей К. 25 декабря 2018, 21:33
    Такой такой! )))))))))))) Латентный.
    Андрюш - дети и три раза женат - не показатель.
    У меня когда-то был любовник, второй брак - трое детей - так он очень любил, когда его огурцом удовлетворяла. Не знаю, что он позволял своим женам, но мне доверял самое дорогое. ))))))))
    Дудуся Дудуся # написала комментарий 25 декабря 2018, 15:03
    Сплошной сумбур сумбурович сумбуров! Эк тебя, Андрей, плющит! )))
    Андрей К. # ответил на комментарий Дудуся Дудуся 25 декабря 2018, 16:27
    Привет, моя дорогая !
    Тебе не понравилось мое творчество?
    NikaЕвгения Назарова # написала комментарий 25 декабря 2018, 21:17
    Легко читается.Неплохой сюжет.Будь автор поуверенней и попрагматичней,вполне можно было бы развить классно увлекательную романтическую историю.Но,к сожалению,герой вашего рассказа,Андрей,получился без изюминки для такой повести,скатившись в конце к элементарному...Это жетак скучно...дом,постель,диван,Спартак..,в промежутках с очками ботаника ...А начало было неплохое...настоящее..мужицкое :))
    Натали Валуа # ответила на комментарий NikaЕвгения Назарова 25 декабря 2018, 21:57
    Справедливая критика. Плюс.
    Ляля Фугу # написала комментарий 26 декабря 2018, 09:45
    Андрей, я впервые не въехала в твой рассказ и даже не осилила до конца, упс. Затянул, перемудрил, полно штампов и псевдоромантичных красивостей. А кружевные трусы на всякий случай вообще насмешили и напомнили вечное

    оксана в ступоре не знает
    какие ей надеть трусы
    с начёсом потому что холод
    или красивые вдруг секс
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